I was attending a Rocky Horror con in Las Vegas around fifteen years ago. The group of weirdos I went with decided to try to visit as many of the party rooms in the hotel they could. We went from floor to floor, stopping in on varied .... We went all over the place looking for a tree or bush big enough to hide behind while I squatted, but, nothing. Finally Lauri goes, "Just stand up and pee. It's easy. Just hold your butt cheeks together real tight and you'll pee out ...